My Only Fans on Twitter
maybe I will squeeze in some memes, if it fits
Warning! If you really like Twitter and think that it is free speech, this post is probably not for you.
This is going to be me making a joke about my experience on Twitter. I am trying to be lighthearted and make funny jokes. I am trying not to be super cynical. So I need to make jokes. I hope that you will laugh with me, or at me. I am here to entertain you and to bring awareness to issues that concern all of us living breathing earthlings.
Some of my biggest fans on Twitter — for years now — are sexy “ladies”. I am not sure how sexy they really are because they don’t seem to have a lot of followers. On the other hand they are not really following many people either. But they love my posts. Here I will provide some screenshots and commentary. I will try to squeeze in some memes too.
Typically, this is the appearance of my biggest fans on Twitter, who are apparently bored at work, or I dunno..
... I don’t know if “she” or “they/them” are bored at work, I can only assume because they wait for 3 years to find something that I have posted and to like it.
This is what she has tweeted:
That’s it. That’s the only tweet she has. She tweeted that on Sep 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM and she has had 156Views. I didn’t get the whole picture you can go see for yourself if you want to. The rest of the time she is just out liking people’s tweets I suppose. Like mine. For example just today she liked this one:
It was a reply to Valerie a registered dietition on Twitter. I said “Censorship”.
It was October 15th 2021.
It was so hot!
10 sexy “ladies” each with 1 follower, who are working for Only Fans, but are super bored, have liked it recently, in the past month.
WOW! I am so brilliant.
Just happy to entertain these bored “girls”. Ok, maybe I will write about this some more another day. For now I will just leave you with some memes.
A lot of my followers are sex Bots too. All my friend requests on Facebook are hookers.
That sexy lady and at least 10 that are EXACTLY like her with the SAME photograph (forgot to check if they had the same links) but different profile pictures are also one of my greatest fans. 😉 They especially like my @Threadreaderapp unroll posts... No not the answer to that post but the unroll request.
It looks like the bots that Elon was looking for weren't those ones but all the useful ones that have since disappeared because Twitter has made their lives difficult. Even Thread Reader App is barely functional now as it can't read many old tweets and you can't make a request on the site anymore, you can only do it in a tweet (probably because bots replying to posts are allowed to read the conversation).